My 浅湖蓝 umbrella

Who the fuck took my 浅湖蓝 Giodano umbrella without asking??? You bastard/bitch!!! Haven't you got the slightest courtesy to ask or leave a note or something?? Even if you didn't want to take the effort to inform, can't you return it immdiately after use??? You fucker/fuckee idiot!!!

My 浅湖蓝 umbrella was bought on 16th october 2005... It was the day that my showcase ended and the sky was pouring like mad outside Orchard Cineplex. I called PH from West Mall to come save me after shopping in the complex for like an hour??? That is how my 浅湖蓝 came to me.

My 浅湖蓝 umbrella cannot be replaced by just buying a new one, K~! Even if you wanna buy me a new one I also 不屑！

You god damn mother fucking faggot/dyke, thieving, despicable, immoral lowly fellow, GOD DAMN YOU!!! May you be paid double for your unethical behaviour!!!

HELL BURNS YOU!!!!